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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 01:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Can relationship issues cause depression?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

No way

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

share office space ...

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics