What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What was your first trans experience like?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Unannounced And Petty: Southwest Fired Their Skycaps, Now Charges $3 To Check Bags At The Curb—After Saying They Wouldn’t - View from the Wing

So they tried

—

Still no good

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

"Maintaining Strong Bones Has Less To Do With Drinking Tons Of Milk": Experts Are Sharing What To Foods May Negatively Impact Your Bone Density - BuzzFeed

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

F1 in Spain: Now that was a lapse in judgment - Ars Technica

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Corbin Burnes To Undergo Tommy John Surgery - MLB Trade Rumors

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

7-Day High-Protein Diabetes-Friendly Meal Plan to Help Build Muscle, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Trump administration prepares to ease big bank rules - Politico

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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